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Friday, October 10th, 2008

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    2:48p
    Paris Hilton: I've Never Changed Harlow's Diapers!
    Paris Hilton has to draw the BFF line somewhere.

    The heiress - and Nicole Richie pal - says she won't change Harlow's diapers.

    "Nicole is, like, the best mother. She's so hands on, so she does that," Hilton says on the Oct. 13 episode of The Tyra Banks show (check local listings). "I’ve never changed anyone’s diapers."

    See what Nicole Richie looked like pregnant.

    Hilton says she and beau Benji Madden have some time before they have a baby of their own.

    For now, they like to spice things up. "Sometimes," she tells Banks, they take baths together.

    "If we take a bath together, he’ll wash my hair," Hilton says. "We’re very close."

    See photos of more couples who can't get enough of each other.

    She says Madden first asked her out at Richie's mom's house.

    "That was our date, and we played with Harlow, played music in the studio, and then we ended up going to see a movie and then from there..." says Hilton, who calls Madden "baby love."

    Hilton also talks about her "baby voice," which she says she speaks in "when I get shy ... I've been doing it since I was a teenager, and I’m kinda trying to grow out of it now."

    As for her new MTV reality show, Hilton says, "I just thought I would have a lot of fun to meet people who are not from Hollywood, not all jaded...."

    Check out Hollywood's most famous BFFs.

    More than 30,000 tried out for the show and "some had to pass a psych test - and some of them didn't," she says.

    So what does Hilton look for in a BFF?

    "Someone I can trust," she says. "I've been hurt in the past. I just want someone who's not using me. Someone who really wants to be my friend for the right reason."

    Source:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/news/paris-hilton-ive-never-changed-harlow-diapers
    3:28p
    Paris Hilton: Politically Incorrect
    On the high heels of her "Paris for President" video, Ms. Hilton fleshes out her policies. First stop: painting the White House pink.

    Hollywood and Washington have much in common: Supersize egos. Juicy scandals. Out-of-control spending. So why not vote for a commander in chief who has tackled all three? Paris Hilton. Following her infamous rebuttal to John McCain's attack ad--which compared Barack Obama to Hilton and Britney Spears--the team behind the Funny or Die video outlines what the blonde would offer America in her first term as president. Herewith, the Hilton doctrine.

    SEE LOOKBOOK: PARIS HILTON

    Harper's Bazaar: How would you describe your presidential style?

    Paris Hilton: I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.

    HB: Who will be your vice president?

    PH: Rihanna, of course. She's hot.

    HB:How do you intend to redecorate the White House?

    PH: In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.

    HB: What are your entertaining plans?

    PH: The inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don't even think about getting on drums. I play drums.

    HB: Please summarize your presidential platform.

    PH: I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.

    HB: Who will you appoint to your cabinet posts?

    PH: I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.

    HB: Who will you invite to stay overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom?

    PH: I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.

    HB: Do you have any fashion advice for Sarah Palin?

    PH: My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.

    For pertinent political coverage during campaign season, visit funnyordie.com.

    Source:
    http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articles/paris-hilton-politically-incorrect-1108
    9:17p
    MONDAY'S SHOW: Paris Hilton Tells ALL!
    When Paris stops by Tyra, trust us, it will definitely be "hot."

    Has Paris Hilton ever changed a diaper for Nicole Richie's baby? How does BF Benji Madden pamper her? What's the dish on her new reality show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF"? She spills all of this to Tyra and more, including plans for her new album, fashion and all things "hot." And if that wasn't enough, she's giving us a too-hot-for-TV scoop that you won't find anywhere but THIS WEBSITE! What is it? Well, it wouldn't be a secret if we told you, would it? But we hate to keep you in suspense, so we'll give you a hint: She'll be telling us what Benji does to turn her on! Sounds steamy, huh? Keeping checking back here for her surprising answer!

    Source:
    http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/2008/10/mondays_show_paris_hilton_tell.php

    Preview video:
    http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/thisweek/

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